To my toddler concerning your utter lack of earthly possessions

Dear toddler you seem to have some confusion about your earthly estate

So I’ve written this poem for you so you won’t make a mistake

You think you own the air, the grass and the rocks

You think you own my nose, my clothes and my socks

You think you own your sister, and the entire Aldi Store

If I ask you to give anything back you act like it’s a chore

I pick up the phone to text and you scream MINE

I just want to tell you, you own nothing cus you don’t have a dime.

The end

(Feel free to read this to your toddler as their bed time story 🙂 hope it works for you) mine


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